In a desperate and probably ultimately hopeless bid to keep Muslims from flying planes into one of New York City’s tallest surviving skyscrapers after a bunch of fellows with ‘Mohammed’ in their names knocked down the World Trade Center for the greater glory of ‘Allah’ in the hopes of getting him to push the button on his virgin dispenser, One World Trade Center that was built to replace was lit up green in honor of Islam.
The building was originally to be known as ‘Freedom Tower’., but now it can be known as ‘Slavery Tower’.
In honor of ‘Muslim Heritage Month’, that time of the year when we celebrate the fact that Muslims killed over 200,000 people in the last decade and stole algebra from the Indians while committing genocide against Hindus, New York City’s landmarks briefly looked radioactive. Which is a pretty great tribute to Islam.
“The resilience, compassion, and contributions of Muslim communities help make our state stronger,” Gov. Kathy Hochul declared, while leaving out, “Please don’t fly planes into our buildings again. Have some compassion. Pretty please.”
While some have objected to that message and to her insistence on lighting up major New York City landmarks in Islam’s toxic ‘green’ color, what better reflects Islam’s contributions to New York City better than One World Trade Center?
One World Trade Center wouldn’t even exist without Islam.















