I had a lot riding on “The Naked Gun” — not just the $20.49 I shelled out for the ticket, but the fact that my friends Dan Gregor and Doug Mand co-wrote and co-produced the 2025 reboot.
I was in a tough spot: If their take on the Leslie Nielsen and ZAZ team comedy classic sucked, how was I going to ask them for my money back?
Venmo, probably.
Neeson’s action-hero physicality also delivers. Watch for the ‘bodycam’ scene, where he gives a performance that I can only describe as ‘The Grey’ but with IBS.
Post-postmortem
In my book, “That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore,” I provide a postmortem on the death of comedy — but also a hopeful look forward to comedy’s rebirth. It’s been three years since “That Joke” debuted, and in that time I’ve seen the end of cancel culture, the shifting of the Overton window back to its original factory settings, and a comedy resurrection thanks to online “content creators,” podcasters, and stand-up comics.
For good and ill, the three often go together. Think of all the comic turned creator turned podcasters you follow. On the bright side, it’s never been easier for comedians to produce their work without having to answer to gatekeepers, but on the downside, there is the temptation to chase the algorithm, as Marc Maron put it recently on Howie Mandel’s podcast, to the detriment of the art.
A reboot to boot
The one genre that hasn’t seemed anywhere near a revival is the feature-length comedy. So Gregor and Doug — as well as director Akiva Schaffer and the rest of “The Naked Gun” 2025 team — were already fighting an uphill battle.
To make matters worse, they’re doing a reboot in a time when aren’t we all just tired of reboots? And, man, of all the reboots to reboot, you go ahead and reboot “The Naked Gun” to boot? That sounds impossible to pull off!
So I drove into Manhattan to witness the impossible on the big screen at the AMC theater in Times Square. Now that I think of it, if the movie sucked, I’d have to tack on tolls and the cost of parking to my refund.
Buttafuocus group
Gregor, the Long Island boy and NYU grad, had invited friends in the New York area to the watch party. Doug, the Philly kid and NYU alum, was doing his watch party in Philadelphia, where I imagine there was a higher chance of post-“Naked Gun” rioting.
The three of us met at NYU through improv. We performed on the same improv and sketch comedy team, the Wicked Wicked Hammerkatz, before graduating to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.
One of the reasons the Hammerkatz got a run at the UCB was because Gregor was able to pack the audience with his friends and family from Long Island. So walking into theater 17 for the 7 p.m. screening of “The Naked Gun” was a bit of a nostalgia trip for me: seeing the faces of the friends who had been supporting our comedy — throughout our various levels of success — for more than 20 years.
The hot seat
I had planned to sit alone — that’s why I picked a seat away from the crew — but Gregor had a seat for me right next to him. Son of a b***h. A great seat, sure, but do you understand what kind of pressure that put on me?
In the past, when I haven’t enjoyed a friend’s performance, I would use a line I stole from Matt Besser, one of the founding members of the UCB Theater: “It looked like you were having fun up there.”
I didn’t want to have to use that line. And I didn’t. Because for the next hour and 25 minutes (and some change, if you stay for the credits), I was laughing out loud. At points, tears in my eyes.
Jokes on jokes
There are so many jokes in “The Naked Gun” reboot that as you’re laughing, you’re missing new ones. It’s a brilliant design, really, to make sure audiences have to come back for another viewing to catch what they missed the first time around.
I want to talk about my favorite gags from the movie, but I don’t want to spoil them, and, well, there really is no way I can do them justice. “The Naked Gun” nails visual comedy, plays on words, and the straightest delivery of the stupidest (sometimes crudest) lines. It’s a hell of an homage to the originals.
I know original co-creator David Zucker had his reservations — this is his baby, after all — but he should be happy to see this one all grown up.
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A very particular set of skills
No, Liam Neeson is no Leslie Nielsen. He’s Liam Neeson. And he’s played up his gruff, grizzled persona for laughs before.
In the early 2010s HBO series “Life’s Too Short,” the “Taken” star briefly appears as himself, menacing Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant into doing some hilariously rigid “improvisational comedy” with him. It’s a brilliant performance, but it made me wonder if Neeson could ever carry a whole comedy.
I wonder no more. “The Naked Gun” performs a kind of alchemy by which it turns an incredibly intense figure like Neeson into a font of laughs.
In an interview with IndieWire, Gregor says, “The basic task was, ‘What’s the stupidest thing we can get Liam Neeson to say?’”
Neeson’s action-hero physicality also delivers. Watch for the “bodycam” scene, where he gives a performance that I can only describe as “The Grey” but with IBS. (Busta Rhymes is also great in the scene. Yes, Busta Rhymes is in the movie too.)
Chemistry lesson
Neeson’s chemistry with Pamela Anderson is so good that it’s obvious why they’re dating. Going into the theater, I stupidly didn’t even know she was in the movie. And yet there she is. Having pulled off the rare feat of aging gracefully in public, Anderson is elegant and magnetic — which makes the stupidest things Gregor and Doug get her to say and do that much funnier.
Danny Huston is brilliant as the villain, and his evil plot is the type of storyline that could be its own spinoff — it could work as another comedy spoof or a drama.
And if you’re wondering if “The Naked Gun” is “woke,” let’s just say if you think you can guess the punch lines from the setups, you’re going to be happily disappointed.
My boys did the impossible. See “The Naked Gun” once and you’ll want to see it twice. No refunds.
