If you’ve been reading Front Page Magazine, you know that COP29, the UN’s 2024 climate summit, was held in Azerbaijan, an oil and gas rich Muslim country whose leader at the conference thanked ‘Allah’ for the oil and gas.
COP30 was just held in the Brazilian rainforest and when they ran out of hotel rooms, had to use giant cruise ships and brothels. Also they had to cut a highway through the rainforest.
The MSC Seaview, a 1,000 foot cruise ship with 18 decks, massive pool, four-story glass-walled atrium, disco, theater and full-sized bowling alleys, and the Costa Diadema, that has a 4D theater, a spa across 4 decks and a crew of over 1,000, were dispatched to save the planet by hosting the African diplomats to discuss reducing emissions from things like cruise ships.
But since this is Brazil, for those truly passionate about saving the planet, many of the arrivals will have to make do with ‘love motels’ that in America are usually known as the sorts of places that charge by the hour.
As the New York Times described it, the ‘love motels’ are preparing “rooms that range from the sensual to the raunchy for a different kind of guest: diplomats and climate scientists, civil servants and environmental activists” and “taking out anything too erotic“ which suggests that they have no understanding of what diplomats and ‘civil servants’ actually do at conferences.
How do you top that for COP31? Australia and Turkey was in the running.
Australia had a few disadvantages compared to Turkey
1. It wasn’t an Islamic terror state
2. Its political opposition wasn’t in prison at the behest of an insane dictator who wants to rebuild the Ottoman Empire.
3. Its cities aren’t so polluted that they’re unbreathable.
So obviously Turkey won. The good news is that COP31 isn’t being held in Istanbul, ranked as being the 5th most polluted city in the world.
The bad news is that Turkey, an Islamic terror state, has one of the highest ‘femicide’ rates in the world.
“We Will Stop Femicide Platform,” a Turkish advocacy group known by the initials KCDP, reported 3,185 women were killed by men between 2008 and 2019, and at least 1,499 from 2020 to September 2024, with the number of femicides rising each year. The deaths of about 1,030 women were also found suspicious.
I did mention Turkey was a Muslim country, didn’t I? So some of the delegates, the female ones, may not be coming back. But considering that the Taliban attended COP29, maybe COP33 can be in Afghanistan.
To save the planet.
