Sad news, Democrats. Karine Jean-Pierre, America’s favorite voodoo doll, is leaving the Democratic Party.
That’s right, Jean-Pierre has had it with the party she has long lied for. She’s feeling “disillusioned with Democrat politics after serving in two Democrat administrations,” DNC mouthpiece Politico reports.
Interestingly, the spinner-in-chief for much of President Joe Biden’s deepfake tenure in — and often outside — the Oval Office is announcing her departure from the Dem fold as she begins to promote her new “tell-all” book, Independent: A Look Inside a Broken White House, Outside the Party Lines.
Yes, the shameless, longtime Democratic Party operative is suddenly an “independent.” You can almost hear her say the word like Hermey, the elf on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, who tried to run away from Santa’s workshop and all of his elf inadequacies. “I’m independent!.” Maybe Jean-Pierre will become a dentist, too, just like that misfit elf in her post-White House next chapter. Watching her press conferences was often more painful than a root canal.
As much as she and the administration played her “diversity” card, one could be forgiven for thinking Jean-Pierre was a card-carrying member of the “first Black woman and openly gay White House press secretary” party.
No matter. It’s a book the professional liar is now selling, and this sounds like the sequel to Jake Tapper’s and Axios’ Alex Thompson’s tell-nothing-we-didn’t-already-know about their lives as media stooges for Joe Biden — another book nobody asked for. Speaking of unwanted, Tapper’s ratings on CNN hit their lowest levels in a decade, Fox News reported. As Jerry Seinfeld would say, “That’s a shame.”
‘Disinformation and Misinformation’
Jean-Pierre’s presumed bit of historical fiction is set for release in October, just in time for a Halloween trick that should scare the political kids straight. It promises to be a “groundbreaking, revelatory assessment of America’s broken two-party system,” the publisher’s description states.
The book sounds more awful than even the most jaded political observer can imagine, and we’ve survived the horrors of the Biden years. “In a country obsessed with blind loyalty to a two-party democratic system” the former White House press secretary “shares why Americans must step beyond party lines to embrace life as Independents,” the public-relations release declares.
Jean-Pierre just forced all independents to re-consider their life choices.
In KJP’s “urgent, timely analysis,” sayeth her publicists, the spin doctor “presents clear arguments and provocative evidence as an insider about the importance of dismantling the torrent of disinformation and misinformation that has been rampant in recent elections and provides passionate insight for moving forward.”
That may be the most hilariously audacious sentence ever assembled in the English language. Jean-Pierre was the font of “disinformation and misinformation” on everything from Covid to the Biden administration-endorsed border invasion to inflation to speech policing … TO THE MENTAL DECLINE OF HER BOSS, the acting president of the United States of America.
Good Lord! This delusional lesbian’s got some cajones.
Democrats are saying, “Alas, poor, KJP. We knew her well,” as they step roughly on her political grave. Party faithful are fuming (or at least have their catty claws extended), says Politico.
“One former official recalled that Jean-Pierre had joked about becoming an independent even while on the job in the Biden White House, an off-key comment for someone ostensibly serving as a major messenger for the Democratic Party,” the publication reported.
“Everyone thinks this is a grift,” the unnamed — per usual — official said of Jean-Pierre’s book project.
Another former staffer quipped to Politico, “She made a joke about being an independent last year and now it’s a book. All ideas are monetary — even the dumb ones.”
Time for KJP to Tell All To Congress
In the insane political world of the enemy of my enemy is my friend, some Republican doofus inside the Bulwark or National Review is bound to find Jean-Pierre’s ludicrous Damascus moment of political independence a heroic episode. But Karine Jean-Pierre is, and will ever remain, a MAGA-hating Marxist, as her statement to the Associated Press makes clear.
“Until January 20, I was responsible for speaking on behalf of the President of the United States,” she told the accomplice media collective. “At noon on that day, I became a private citizen who, like all Americans and many of our allies around the world, had to contend with what was to come next for our country. I determined that the danger we face as a country requires freeing ourselves of boxes. We need to be willing to exercise the ability to think creatively and plan strategically.”
Like the box (coffin) she and her leftist ilk put the country in for the four years they ran interference for a president whose cognition was as “sharp” and as solid as KFC mashed potatoes and gravy? KJP was part of the worst presidential cover-up certainly since Woodrow Wilson’s stroke, maybe ever. She lied her way through her days in the White House. And people who fluidly speak lies find it just as easy to write them.
Expect more of the same from the newly christened “Independent” who has been a long-serving and faithful useful idiot of the left.
But lying doesn’t hold up under oath. And that’s really where KJP needs to be, called before Congress to provide the real tell-all of her role in trampling on the truth and the Constitution during the pretend presidency of Joe Biden.
Matt Kittle is a senior elections correspondent for The Federalist. An award-winning investigative reporter and 30-year veteran of print, broadcast, and online journalism, Kittle previously served as the executive director of Empower Wisconsin.
