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Jezebel Called on ‘Witches’ to Curse Kirk Before Murder

A demonic article from the rabid leftist website Jezebel has come back to haunt its editors following the murder of TPUSA founder Charlie Kirk.

Two days before a gunman killed Kirk in cold blood during an event at Utah Valley University, Jezebel called upon witches to perform some hocus pocus against the conservative activist: “We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk.” The sub-headline needs no explanation: “If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.”  If this doesn’t classify as pure evil we don’t know what does.

Apparently, the outlet was wishing for some sort of demonic entity to shut Kirk up for good: “Now, is it ethical to curse a man I’ve never met? Probably not. But is it unethical to let him keep talking? Yes. So here we are, in the gray area.”

Well, it looks like that curse paid off a little too well for Jezebel following Kirk’s horrific assassination, so an insane editor’s note was placed to try to hedge the publication from public outcry (too late):

Editor’s Note: This story was published on September 8. Jezebel condemns the shooting of Charlie Kirk in the strongest possible terms. We do not endorse, encourage, or excuse political violence of any kind.”

But apparently, the publication endorsed satanic curses. The author of the crackpot piece claimed “it was clear I’d need to order multiple curses, at different severity levels and price points, to guarantee results

Then came the disgusting kicker: “The next day, the Priestess sent me her proof of cast: a photograph in flames, the edges slowly curving inward, engulfing Charlie’s ridiculous scrunched-up little face. She whispered (I imagine), ‘Trust the unseen.’ Chills.” 

But it just got worse. Under the sub-header “In Witches We Trust,” Jezebel openly hoped that the curses would do their worst to Kirk:

So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, ‘Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.’ For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. A special thank you to the witches of the modern age, who work tirelessly to hex Republicans and topple conservative regimes (and the occasional ex-boyfriend). Your work is appreciated. And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.”

Holy mackerel. Someone should throw holy water on this monstrosity and let it melt straight into hell. STAT. 

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