You could almost hear the plaintive wail of the Democrat Party establishment: Why won’t these people just go awayyyy?
Good luck with that. There’s no cure for narcissism — no cure for the self-importance and the incessant attention-seeking — and that’s why Hunter Biden, the 55-year-old sonofanautopen and the smartest man Joe Biden knows, sat for a three-plus-hour interview with independent journalist and Channel 5 founder Andrew Callaghan, just a week after his interview with former DNC Chair Jaime Harrison.
Hunter’s Harrison screed could be summed up in a single self-serving sentence: “We lost the last election because we did not remain loyal to the leader of the party.” Got that? If only the Democrat Party establishment had stood by the author of the most jarring debate implosion in American history, his dad would’ve beaten Donald Trump last November and we’d now be enjoying the sixth month of Joe Biden’s second term. Yikes.
Hunter’s political delusion wasn’t any less evident in the Callaghan interview. And sitting through three hours of nonstop talking by this guy is akin to getting tattooed by a jackhammer, but I did it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
The interview ran the gamut from drug addiction to drug addiction, with occasional forays into the realm of drug addiction. Along the way, Hunter stopped talking about drug addiction long enough to lash out at everyone from Donald Trump to George Clooney to the Democrat Party establishment, with weird segues into the Leonard Peltier case, whom Hunter believes was railroaded by the FBI into a conviction for the murders of two FBI agents in 1975, and the Colfax riot of 1873, in which dozens of blacks were murdered by a mob of Klansmen and other Democrats.
Hunter was at his unhinged best, though, when the topic came to illegal immigration and he was lashing out at Trump’s efforts to undo the damage his dad’s open borders policies did. After railing about how our government picked up a “poor guy” who was actually “a makeup artist … and they literally take this poor guy, and they pick him up, and he has a family, and he has friends, and he has an entire community, and they give him no due process, and they put him on a plane with maybe a bunch of other criminals and send him to that f***ing hellscape? He’s dead. And nobody gives a s***,” he kept on ranting:
What about all those other people? Am I not supposed to feel for someone? Am I gonna be like all these Democrats say, ‘You have to talk about and realize that people are really upset about illegal immigration?’ F*** you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you got food on your f***ing table? Who do you think washes your dishes? Who do you think does your f***ing garden? Who do you think is here by the f***ing sheer f***ing just grit and will that they figured out a way to get here because they thought that they could give theirselves [sic] and their family a better chance. And [Trump has] somehow convinced all of us that these people are the f***ing criminals? White men in America are 45 [sic] more [sic] times [sic] likely [sic] to commit a f***ing violent crime than an immigrant.
White House spokeswoman Abigail Jackson was quick to respond, saying, “A CBP agent was just shot in the face by two criminal illegal aliens that Joe Biden let into the country, but Hunter is more concerned about who is going to clean up his hotel room after his benders. This sort of callous, self-interested maliciousness from the entire Biden Crime Family is exactly why Joe Biden left office with record-low approval ratings.”
Hunter also unloaded a trunk full of F-bombs on actor George Clooney, whom he accused of shivving the Big Guy with his New York Times op-ed and with “the blessing of the Obama team.”
“F*** him! F*** him and f***everybody around him. I don’t have to be f***ing nice. Number one, I agree with Quentin Tarantino. George Clooney is not a f***ing actor. He is a f***ing — I don’t know what he is. He’s a brand.”
Oh, and as for his dad’s disastrous debate performance? That wasn’t due to his general decrepitude or his dementia. In Hunter’s own words: “He flew around the world. He’s 81 years old. He’s tired. They give him Ambien to be able to sleep, and he gets up on the stage and looks like a deer in the headlights.”
So the Ambien made him do it, folks. And who ya gonna believe — Hunter Biden, or your lying ears and eyes?
