The thing to remember most about Robert Mueller is that he was a front, a puppet, the original Joe Biden, a confused old man with an impressive resume who was put out front to make the original Trump witch hunt seem credible.
We didn’t find that out until he testified before Congress and barely knew where he was, let alone the details of the ‘investigation’ that had been carried out in his name. After his death, with the media rewriting his story and once again painting him as a courageous investigator and some on the right insisting he was a calculating villain, it is important to remember that he was a facade for activists and bureaucrats who wouldn’t have looked as good on TV. And that’s true of so much of D.C. What looks like power is only a front.
The ‘Collusion’ lie that Democrats and their media embraced was a lie and even the hacks behind Mueller couldn’t prop it up. Now the media would like us to forget the man and their myth.
Here’s the scale of the myth they built around the former FBI director.
Votive candles of Robert Mueller III will set you back between 10 and 22 bucks. These candles feature everything from the standard black-suited G-man picture to one of a droopy Mueller in saintly robes pointing at his own glowing heart
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Vogue dubbed Mueller, a 74-year-old lawyer, “America’s newest crush”. “He can evoke shades of Humphrey Bogart and has mastered a nearly Zoolander-esque gaze,” the style mag raved.Just in January, Vanity Fair published an even trashier ode to Mueller, declaring, “Mueller Won the Hearts of America”.
A lesbian folk band wrote a love song to Mueller, crooning, “I see you on TV / I see you in my dreams”.
Spike Lee wore a t-shirt that screamed, “GOD PROTECT ROBERT MUELLER”. Chelsea Handler tweeted, “I’m starting to have a real crush on Mueller.” Stephen Colbert compared him to Batman. A California artist claimed that looking at a picture of Mueller reassured him that everything would be okay.
“Since he’s in charge, the world can be normal again,” he rhapsodized.
Media Mueller profiles dwelled on his clothes. “A traditional J. Edgar Hoover-era G-man uniform: dark suit, red or blue tie and white shirt—always white,” a Washington Post mythologized.
The whole thing fell apart once Mueller was called in to testify, kept pointing members of Congress to ‘his report’, which wasn’t actually his, couldn’t answer actual questions, seemed confused and humiliated his fanbase.
The media promptly turned on him.
Mueller deflected questions 198 times. We tracked when he did it. – NBC News
What Robert Mueller failed to do – CNN
“Mueller struggled mightily on the appearances front. He seemingly struggled to hear the questions asked of him. He struggled to find citations within his own report being using by members of Congress. He was halting in his responses and occasionally looked befuddled.”
Now that he’s dead, the media is predictably forgetting all this and rebooting his reputation to attack Trump.
Once again, Mueller is being used as a puppet, but this time he’s not just senile, he’s dead, which makes him an even more useful puppet.
