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I’m sick to death of all the talk of Putin, Xi, and Gaza.
It’s time to see some Soros DAs handcuffed in a plaza.
I’m tired even of hearing words like “Greenland” and “Maduro.”
Let’s bust the bums who tried to set the Prez up at the Bureau.
It’s not as if I’m asking for the moon and for the stars.
I just want to see a bunch of bastards rotting behind bars.
Arrest them! Arrest them!
It’s high time the authorities processed them!
From Katie Hobbs to Jacob Frey,
The only thing I ask is: why?
Why don’t the courts arraign them?
Detain them! Constrain them!
It’s time to see a blowsy,
Bibulous Pelosi
Dwindling in a dolesome
Dungeon up in Folsom.
And why can’t Comey’s fate –
And DeBlasio’s – be a cell
That’s a perfect living hell
Where they both can’t stand up straight
’Cause the headroom’s 5-foot-8?
You see, when planning incarceration
It can do a lot for the degradation
Of folks who’ve tried to destroy the nation
If you use a little imagination!
Sing Sing? Too good for Lemon –
Find some digs for Don in Yemen.
And move the malicious Karen Bass
To a fully transparent, plexiglass
Box – and throw in all her aides –
On the shore at Pacific Palisades.
And when they reopen the Rock
Give the penthouse to Barack,
Who adores an ocean view.
And toss Big Mike in, too.
(Or else – here’s a thought! – turn his Presidential
Museum into something more penitential?)
In any event, arrest them! Grab them!
Nip them! Nick them! Nail them! Nab them!
Throw Clinton in with his heinous bride
And they’ll both be begging for cyanide.
Put Joe and his son in a padded clink
And Hunter will shortly be dead from the stink.
Do I sound unjust? Unkind? Unfair?
Doesn’t anyone out there still care
That these creeps were on a crooked quest
To destroy our freedom, bring down our best,
And shred our Constitution?
So forgive me if I seem
To be lost in some discreditable dream
Of retribution.
I’m not. Here’s my simple contribution:
I ask that they all be repaid in kind,
That, in all cases, justice be fully blind,
But never unjustifiably delayed.
I ask: can’t we, at last, call a spade a spade
And ensure that the law is – finally – obeyed?
Send out armies of police
And prepare a proper press release!
Put each one of them on trial,
Try them sans a smidge of guile,
Then open wide the prison gates
And leave them to their rightful fates!
Arrest them!
